Have you ever been in someone's company and found that they could not string three words together without swearing. I have been in the Construction Industry all of my life and thought I had heard it all but when I hear it coming from a woman I just cringe. I daresay most people know someone like this

"Diamond  LIL"

Rough and Tough with dirty tongue
She couldn't care less who she's among
An "F" and "C" and  Bloody to
She curses me and swears at you

A manly face and backle walk
She curse and swears but canny talk
A surly look and glare to kill
 This my friends is Diamond Lil

She hisnae pride and his nae shame 
Her F'N dugs the wan tae blame 
He growls and snarls the same as she
And grabs your leg tae hae a pee

As he hings oan tae dae his leek  
She glares at you and dares you speak
You canny move and darenae try
You hiv tae wait till he is by

His bladders empty their on there way
But they'll be back another day
So when this pair comes doon your road
You'd better hope he's done a load

For if he's no and you are hit 
Your up tae neck in deepest shit
The smells the same frae her as well
A pair like this is a living hell 

When next you go to show your dog
Or even visit the local bog
If it growls or swears or creates a din
Reach quickly for a rubbish bin

 Eddie Nicol  1998